A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.
Don't stop aspiring. Just learn to duck. . .
Inside the mirrored elevator, Mulch used a telescopic pointer to push P for the penthouse. For the first few months he had jumped to reach the button, but that was undignified behavior for a millionai...
OK. The trick is when you've said something embarrassing by mistake is not to overreact. Instead, keep your chin up and pretend nothing happened.
I go on the presumption that everyone's full of shit until proven otherwise, and this usually serves me in good stead.
As for my brothers,' Zeus said, 'we are thankful -' he cleared his throat, like the words were hard to get out - 'erm, thankful for the aid of Hades.' The Lord of the Dead nodded. He had a smug look o...
The only way to the top is killing and greed. Okay, I’m kidding. But killing helps.
You can wipe your feet on me, twist my motives around all you like, you can dump millstones on my head and drown me in the river, but you can’t get me out of the story. I’m the plot, babe, and don’t e...
Why sadness was created?So we could rest from laughing.
If someone wanted to have a grudge against me, or didn't agree with my lifestyle, the way I breathed, the space I took up on this planet, they had an open door to 'report' to the powers that be.
Emotions are like muscles. Most of them go highly unattended, it's usually the weaker, undefined ones that cause injury to the rest, and there is most certainly memory response in play.
By wearing cosmetics a woman seeks to look younger or more beautiful than she otherwise would. Honesty doesn't require that she issue a continuous disclaimer: "I see you are looking at my face. Please...
AWESOME things come to those who focus on the positive, recognize the blessings, find the humor and never give up!
When you get kicked in the teeth, chew on it: don't bite back.
Better days are coming! They're called Saturday and Sunday.
Don't judge a cat by its coat.
Regret is good. It proves you have a conscience.
Don't bore the universe.
Thank you very Much, I enjoyed myself
If you love somebody set them free- it also works equally well if you hate somebody
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