Don't bore the universe.
Don't stop aspiring. Just learn to duck. . .
Regret is good. It proves you have a conscience.
AWESOME things come to those who focus on the positive, recognize the blessings, find the humor and never give up!
Don't judge a cat by its coat.
When you get kicked in the teeth, chew on it: don't bite back.
If life gives you the wobbles make jelly.
Despite wearing a Rolex, I have no time.
Thank you very Much, I enjoyed myself
Why sadness was created?So we could rest from laughing.
As for my brothers,' Zeus said, 'we are thankful -' he cleared his throat, like the words were hard to get out - 'erm, thankful for the aid of Hades.' The Lord of the Dead nodded. He had a smug look o...
If someone wanted to have a grudge against me, or didn't agree with my lifestyle, the way I breathed, the space I took up on this planet, they had an open door to 'report' to the powers that be.
By wearing cosmetics a woman seeks to look younger or more beautiful than she otherwise would. Honesty doesn't require that she issue a continuous disclaimer: "I see you are looking at my face. Please...
I go on the presumption that everyone's full of shit until proven otherwise, and this usually serves me in good stead.
Arguing whether or not God exists is like fleas arguing whether or not the dog exists. Arguing over the correct name of God is like fleas arguing over the name of the dog. And arguing over whose notio...
Better days are coming! They're called Saturday and Sunday.
OK. The trick is when you've said something embarrassing by mistake is not to overreact. Instead, keep your chin up and pretend nothing happened.
Inside the mirrored elevator, Mulch used a telescopic pointer to push P for the penthouse. For the first few months he had jumped to reach the button, but that was undignified behavior for a millionai...
The only way to the top is killing and greed. Okay, I’m kidding. But killing helps.
You can wipe your feet on me, twist my motives around all you like, you can dump millstones on my head and drown me in the river, but you can’t get me out of the story. I’m the plot, babe, and don’t e...