“ One of life's best coping mechanisms is to know the difference between an inconvenience and a problem. If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire – then you’ve got a… Robert Fulghum
“ It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need, and our air force has to have a bake-sale to buy a bomber. Robert Fulghum
“ As one old gentleman put it, Son, I don't care if you're stark nekkid and wear a bone in your nose. If you kin fiddle, you're all right with me. It's the music we make that counts. Robert Fulghum
“ Be aware of wonder. Live a balanced life - learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some. Robert Fulghum
“ We're all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness — and call it l… Robert Fulghum
“ And sure, I know if you eat this way you'll die. So? If you don't eat this way you're still going to die. Why not die happy? Robert Fulghum
“ The Sikh gave him the money. When Menon asked for his address so that he could repay the man, the Sikh said that Menon owed the debt to any stranger who came to him in need, as long as he lived. The h… Robert Fulghum
“ The Indian danced on alone. The crowd clapped up the beat. The Indian danced with a chair. The crowd went crazy. The band faded. The crowd cheered. The Indian held up his hands for silence as if to ma… Robert Fulghum
“ If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone. Robert Fulghum
“ Maybe we should develop a Crayola bomb as our next secret weapon. A happiness weapon. A beauty bomb. And every time a crisis developed, we would launch one. It would explode high in the air - explode… Robert Fulghum
“ Until you have experienced raccoons mating underneath your bedroom at three in the morning, you have missed one of life's sensational moments. Robert Fulghum
“ Pardon me, but my father says that it is a lie that Americans have everything. You have no sheep, no goats, no trees, no oil, no vines, no wine, not even chickens. He asks, 'What kind of life is that?… Robert Fulghum
“ On a very local scale, a refrigerator is the center of the universe. On the inside is food essential to life, and on the outside of the door is a summary of the life events of the household. Robert Fulghum
“ I believe it is in my nature to dance by virtue of the beat of my heart, the pulse of my blood and the music in my mind. Robert Fulghum
“ The gift was not large as money goes, and my need was not great, but the spirit of the gift is beyond price and leaves me blessed and in debt. Robert Fulghum
“ Peace is not something you wish for, it is something you make, something you are, something you do, and something you give away. Robert Fulghum
“ Wherever and however any one of us may be conceived, it is the same. We come into being in the arms of God. Robert Fulghum
