Some writers write to forget. Some forget to write.
And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before--and thus was the Empire forged.
Despite centuries of English literature, the most famous split infinitive in all of history comes from Star Trek.
#Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006.
I really do not know that anything has ever been more exciting than diagramming sentences.