“ And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before--and thus was the Empire forged. Douglas Adams
“ I really do not know that anything has ever been more exciting than diagramming sentences. Gertrude Stein
“ Despite centuries of English literature, the most famous split infinitive in all of history comes from Star Trek. R. Curtis Venture
“ Those who can, do; those who can't, teach; those who can't teach, police grammar on the Internet. Ruadhán J. McElroy
“ Cordelia glared at me. 'I expect if someone strapped you to table an swung an axe over your naked quivering flesh like The Pit and the Pendulum, you'd be correcting his grammar'. Victoria Clayton
“ No," I replied testily. "I'm pretty sure 'digital' is Latin for 'fingeral,' so finger cancer equals digital cancer. This is all basic anatomy, Dr. Roland." The Dr. Roland told me that he thought I was… Jenny Lawson
