“ A writer’s brain is full of little gifts, like a piñata at a birthday party. It’s also full of demons, like a piñata at a birthday party in a mental hospital. The truth is, it’s demons that keep a tor… Colin Nissan
“ I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite a while!” ― Bill Murray character in Cadyshack Mark Buff
“ If Myrnin pokes his crazy head up before then, call me and try to keep him, you know, stable.''Is he UNstable?''I don't know, how can I tell? You're the crazy whisperer!'She had a point. Claire couldn… Rachel Caine
“ I can’t quite put my finger on it, but there’s something quite different about you, from the last time we were together, what could it be….”Was this my ultra-dose of Intoxicated taking effect?“I know!… Paul Rudnick
“ Lovely, not only did the truck look like it was on its last leg, it was going to take the environment with it. Adrienne Wilder
“ Nobody should have to put their boxers in a half rotted chest of drawers.”“Hey. I’ll have you know that the rustic look is very popular in the burbs.”“Rustic?” Chase snorted. “Is that your way of sayi… Adrienne Wilder
“ Chase had looked at the apartment—online—talked to the real estate agent—online—obtained references—online.Now, standing in the hallway, it was obvious he’d gotten fucked—online. Adrienne Wilder
“ If that's the case, waiter, please bring me another piece of cake," Gramps said as lunch was brought to the table, "I'm all for fighting tyranny and oppression. E.A. Bucchianeri
“ Sometimes we know people who aretoo wonderful for words. I am not one of them.Or you, for that matter, as you well know. Michael Hogan
“ I'm going to photograph every single person to enter and leave this tattoo parlour." Finbar rolled his eyes. "And they'll hate that, because people who get dragons drawn on their backs are normally so… Derek Landy
“ Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside. Oliver Oliver Reed
