“ Little tape recorders, that's what kids are, Cat thought. If you want to find out what your husband is saying behind your back, play Barbie with your daughter. Jan Strnad
“ I forgot for a second that he was my ancestral enemy, and felt bad for him; then i consoled myself that bird poop brings good luck Rob Reger
“ I almost forgot to tell you - you have the right to remain silent, but if you do, my boys at the station will process your bones to help you confess. Rohinton Mistry
“ When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service….that's no chocolate on the pillow Josh Stern
“ Don't open the door to strangers," said her dad. "Unless they're selling something. Then open the door and see if I'd like it. If I'd like it, buy it for me. But nothing cheap. I have standards. Nothi… Derek Landy
“ Your name. That’s all I want.” I debate on whether or not I should explain to him that my name isn't going to help him in his stalking endeavours. Colleen Hoover
“ How did you not know they broke up? You usually monitor his social media like he's al-Qaeda and you're the CIA. Heather Cocks
“ The fact that you and I are acquaintances only interested and amused the ghosts further. Gossip bunch, really. August Westman
“ No, little one, George's ghost won't come back. Human beings don't have souls. No soul, no ghost. Simple.""How can you say that?" protested Mopple. "We don't know whether humans have souls or not.""Ev… Leonie Swann
“ Jim said he believed it was spirits, but I says: no, spirits wouldn't say "dern the dern fog". Mark Twain
“ There was a profound silence, abruptly broken by an enormously loud rumble from George's stomach. Plaster didn't actually fall from the ceiling, but it was close. Jonathan Stroud
“ You've got the fountain of youth hidden in your pants.""What the fuck does that even mean?" Hook demanded, then held up a hand. "Never mind, I don't want to know.""Means fucking keeps you young. S.E. Jakes
“ I trust you all slept well,” I said, deliberately keeping my tone light. I returned Malich’s glare with a tight-lipped grin.“Yes, we did,” Kaden answered quickly.“I’m sorry to hear that. Mary E. Pearson
“ The smell of new office supplies is so satisfying while being kicked out of Staples for inappropriate behavior with a file folder is so embarrassing. Ryan Lilly
“ No one is waiting for me. In this story, I’m the girl no one is waiting for. Usually the girl is fat, but my problem is more rare, which is freckles: I look like someone threw handfuls of mud at my fa… Jennifer Egan
“ So you’re her brother?” says Lynn. “I guess we know who got the good genes.”I laugh at the expression on Caleb’s face, his mouth drawn into a slight pucker and his eyes wide. Veronica Roth
“ Hey,' he said, touching my waist. 'Hey. It's okay.' I nodded and wiped my face with the back of my hand. 'He sucks.' I nodded again. 'I'll write you an epilogue,' Gus said. That made me cry harder. 'I… John Green
