“ This advice from a college freshman carrying a cane?""It's a walking stick, I'll have you know.""Same difference.""Hardly. It's fashion. Danika Stone
“ Here you are. Would you like some pickles?”“Pickles gives me the wind something awful.”“In that case—”“Oh, I wasn’t saying no,” Mistress Weatherwax said, taking two large pickled cucumbers. Terry Pratchett
“ You're not going to answer, are you?" Jaenelle asked after a minute of teeth-grinding silence."No.""Don't you know the answer?""Whether I know the answer or not is beside the point. It's not something… Anne Bishop
“ Oh, girl! He's got a big one,” the fortune teller exclaimed, her dark eyes briefly flickering up to Violet's face before returning back to the cards spread out in front of her. She paused for a moment… Rose Wynters
“ I am not schizoid. A little manic-depressive, maybe.""'Know thyself.'" "We try, sir. Lois McMaster Bujold
“ I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I’d better go drown myself before I freeze to death. Dark Jar Tin Zoo
“ So I flirt with disaster once or twice. Who doesn’t?”He snorted. “You don’t just flirt with disaster, you have intercourse with it. Dannika Dark
“ He’s sitting casually at my kitchen table peeling the skin off an applewith a pocket knife, a red apple that he has quite obviously appropriated from my fruit bowl, might I add. L.H. Cosway
“ I had a dream about you. We were married and I walked into the room to see you in my new black dress and high heels and I said "That's not what I meant when I said I bought them for you". Georgia Saratsioti
“ I had a dream about you. I licked your cone of ice cream. It was envelope flavored. Melody Sohayegh
“ Dear Hope, I NEVER thought Id see the day when two of your daily e-mails sandwiched a message from none other than PAUL PARLIPIANO. My crush to end all crushes! Gay man of my dreams! OOOH! Megan McCafferty
“ I’d like to make it clear from the start that I am gay, gay,gay. Like, when I come out of the closet, I’m usually wearingmy sister’s prom dress kind of gay. Gwen Hayes
“ Day drag." Ashley answered simply. "The sun turns vampires into dust and drag queens into this." He motioned with his hand down his body. Kyle Adams
“ Is this your boyfriend?" the first nun asked. Clair Olivia looked me up and down. “No. This is my gay friend who decided he was straight and single-handedly wrecked havoc at an all-boys school in Mass… Bill Konigsberg
“ You're asking the cyborg fugitive and the wild animal to be the welcoming committee? That's adorable. Marissa Meyer
“ Bricks are independent but can work well with other, tough to crack, fiercely loyal and put in the right spot will hold anything and everything that you’ve ever held dear with the greatest of ease. Nicole McKay
“ But first I had to get through the ironing. It took a lot of patience. I had none. It took forever, and then I had to press the whole shirt again to get out the creases I’d pressed into it. Jennifer Echols
“ I had shaved my beard for her-a huge disappointment, because I’d enjoyed my three weeks looking like a bank robber. Jennifer Echols
