“ A pet rock is a serious commitment and too much responsibility for a ten year old to handle on his own Kyle Adams
“ When the officer approached the window, he said ‘Papers’ and before he could finish, I shouted, ‘Scissors! I win,’ and drove off. Kyle Adams
“ Oh my, you big stud, your dancing boobs have enchanted me with your hypnotic sexual magnitudeness. Kyle Adams
“ I was convinced that there was at least a seventy-three percent chance he was gay. I bumped it up from sixty-eight after our third game. Zack showed up wearing a light pink shirt that was tighter than… Kyle Adams
“ Day drag." Ashley answered simply. "The sun turns vampires into dust and drag queens into this." He motioned with his hand down his body. Kyle Adams
“ First, I’m going to teach you how to Irish Whip someone.”“Oh, that sounds kinky. I want my safeword to be peaches,” I said, grinning. Kyle Adams
“ Fine, I'll touch you, briefly, but only because you sound like you need the praise that your body's hot, and I'm totally selfless like that. Kyle Adams
