“ Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ One second, he was in my mouth, my tongue flicking over the broad head of him; the next, his hands were on my waist and I flipped onto my front. He nudged my legs apart with his knees, spreading me as… Sarah J. Maas
“ So I leaned down and put my mouth on him.He jerked at the contact with a barked, Shit, and I laughed around him, even as I took him deeper into my mouth.His hands were now fisted in the sheets, white-… Sarah J. Maas
“ Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. Barbara Bush
“ Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcome, guys. P.S. Girls can't see this sentence!!!!!) Eugene Mirman
“ I'd missed this so much, this simple pleasure. The sensation of a heavy shaft sliding over my tongue, pushing deeper and deeper into me until my lips bumped against my hand. Josephine Myles
“ Coco Chanel is said to have said that a girl should be two things: who and what she is. I say a girl should do two things: what and who she wants. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ The primary goal of a righteous parent who has a daughter is to minimize the number of boys and men for whom their daughter will have willingly opened her legs come her wedding day; the closer to zero… Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Some women have been faking orgasms for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ It was masturbation, not willpower, that made it possible for gazillions of women to walk down the aisle with their reputation and their hymen still intact. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Either a municipal bog is a private place or it isn't. If it is a private place in which to shit, how is it not a private place in which to fellate? Stephen Fry
