“ There were other things,too, to ask him. Always she tries to be less forward. Always she tried to find the right thing to say and didn't trust the etiquette pendulum swinging in her head, so she simpl… Paullina Simons
“ I'm seeing someone."It gets quiet enough to hear our breathing."You're dating someone?" Aidan asks, sitting back down in my chair. Nadia retakes her spot on my mattress.I glance down at my hands, feel… Colleen Boyd
“ He greeted me in his usual attire - pajama pants. "Hey stranger!" he said, hugging me for a few long seconds. "I've already set up the board. Can I get you some rose"I nodded, overwhelmingly relieved… Inna Swinton
“ When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell. N.R. Walker
“ Life is surreal. When you step back and really take a look at it, the irony is absolute. Julieanne O'Connor
“ Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side chick … or the side dick. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ There were upsides to the whole mess. While Douglas was holding me hostage, I’d met a girl—I mean, screw dating websites and house parties; apparently all the really eligible ladies are being held in… Lish McBride
“ So that's how we end up helping Aviva pick out a male escort. Even Darcy is impressed with Eugene's organization; each profile in the boy binder has two pictures, a head shot and a full-body shot, and… Flynn Meaney
“ I’m only saying what you won’t. He’s a hunk, admit it. A tall, dark, exotic hunk who wants to bed you, and you must be a fucking nun, because it’s been three weeks since you met him and you’re going t… Dianna Hardy
“ I hoped Claire would have a girl. A nephew would be fun until he got his first erection and then he'd be like the rest of them. Meredith Schorr
“ Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other’s vices. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Aves hasn’t mentioned a boyfriend,” Lock chimed in, “and we’re just dying to hear all about you.” Liar. My friends were filthy lying sadists. Lish McBride
“ Don’t you think it’s a bad sign that your best argument for your beau is that nothing has been proved in court? Lish McBride
“ Women are attracted to bad boys not because they want to fall in love… we just want to ride on the backs of their motor bikes. Dermot Davis
“ Don't become a grumpy old dater! Life ids for living, laughing and loving!Stop searching, start finding! Siggy Buckley
“ It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me alone. As I say, I am not interested in fuckwittage. Helen Fielding
“ I want to be the guy in a movie who's, I don't know, out walking his rabbit on a leash (I don't have a rabbit) and knows exactly how to strike up a quirky, compelling conversation. Though maybe if you… Laini Taylor
“ She leaned in, a tip she had read today on HuffPo’s Love & Sex section. Boobs out, smile wide, voice low. Being sexy was exhausting. Kate Meader
“ What needed to stop was the succession of dates with these relatively impressive, relatively interesting people, when I could tell from the first minute that everyone here was going to end as a runner… B.J. Novak
