“ But I didn't mind. I loved that everything was cataloged and ready to go and that I was technically now living and sleeping in a library. B.J. Novak
“ John Grisham exhaled, feeling his breath leave his body as he did, like his wife’s yoga instructor had taught him to do that one time. He never went back to that yoga instructor, but he still thought… B.J. Novak
“ I opened up a bit and explained that I have a type I'm drawn to naturally, but that I've found that the women I've ended up loving the most have never been what I've thought of as my type, maybe becau… B.J. Novak
“ He started writing poetry again, but it didn't come as easily. It was hard now to get past the self-consciousness - the silliness, really - of being such a well-established adult applying himself, ser… B.J. Novak
“ I think it's better to not know certain things. It gives the world an extra bit of mystery, which is important to us as human beings. B.J. Novak
“ And anyone will tell you that's the whole point. You want to meet someone who likes the same things you do, and who likes you most when you're most being yourself. B.J. Novak
“ Josh Funk and Hunter Fraser: we haven't been in touch in years, but you made me feel like the funniest kid in the world. I would stay up late on school nights to write things to try to make you laugh… B.J. Novak
“ It is an inside joke of history that all its most exciting adventures inevitably end their careers as homework. Beheadings, rebellions, thousand-year wars, incest on the royal throne, electricity, art… B.J. Novak
“ What needed to stop was the succession of dates with these relatively impressive, relatively interesting people, when I could tell from the first minute that everyone here was going to end as a runner… B.J. Novak
“ He kissed her for an eternity, which was fine, because heaven had eternities to burn. Then he kissed her for another. B.J. Novak
“ We talked for four hours. I don't remember most of it, but often a little moment in an unrelated conversation or alone on the street will trigger a memory of it that I didn't know I had. So I know it'… B.J. Novak
“ We talked for four hours. I don't remember most of it, but often a little moment in an unrelated conversation or alone on the street will trigger a memory of it I didn't know I had. So I know it's all… B.J. Novak
