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Your love life is insignificant when it comes to raising your children to be respectable human beings. The moment you see them suffer or lower their standards because of your selfishness, is the day y...

Shannon L. Alder

Your love life is insignificant when it comes to raising your children to be respectable human beings. The moment you see them suffer or lower their standards because of your selfishness, is the day y...

Tags: adult, dads, dishonorable, fairy tales, familys are forever, focus, grow up, growing up, hyperfocus, legacy

No one ever thinks about the guy who was raised by the guy who was raised by wolves.

Demetri Martin

No one ever thinks about the guy who was raised by the guy who was raised by wolves.

Tags: comedy, dads, humor, humorous, parents, raised by wolves, wolves

Dad, I admonished lightly. You can't threaten the King. You'll be pooping in buckets by nightfall.I don't care, he retorted. I'd poop in buckets for the rest of my life if it means your heart was safe...

T.J. Klune

Dad, I admonished lightly. You can't threaten the King. You'll be pooping in buckets by nightfall.I don't care, he retorted. I'd poop in buckets for the rest of my life if it means your heart was safe...

Tags: dads, heart, kings

No milk, I said.No milk, said my sister.I watched my dad think about this. He looked like he was going to suggest that we have something for breakfast that you do not need milk for, like sausages, but...

Neil Gaiman

No milk, I said.No milk, said my sister.I watched my dad think about this. He looked like he was going to suggest that we have something for breakfast that you do not need milk for, like sausages, but...

Tags: dads, milk, tea