It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me alone. As I say, I am not interested in fuckwittage.
I mean, I haven't rushed to the answerphone once to see if anyone's aware of my existence in the world!
When he's hot, he's hot; when he's not, he's not. But at least there is always food
One minute you're closer to someone than anyone in the whole world, next minute they need only to say the words 'time apart', 'serious talk' or 'maybe you...' and you're never going to see them again...
I always enjoy the day after a hangover. Each time it happens, it’s my own little victory over the demon drink.
To be fair, her expected hatred of all things male has not materialised because it is clear that she simply dislikes everyone. I suspect that this is an attempt to remain aloof from the minions but it...
When someone leaves you, apart from missing them, apart from the fact that the whole little world you've created together collapses, and that everything you see or do reminds you of them, the worst is...
