“ When someone leaves you, apart from missing them, apart from the fact that the whole little world you've created together collapses, and that everything you see or do reminds you of them, the worst is… Helen Fielding
“ It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me alone. As I say, I am not interested in fuckwittage. Helen Fielding
“ I mean, I haven't rushed to the answerphone once to see if anyone's aware of my existence in the world! Helen Fielding
“ One minute you're closer to someone than anyone in the whole world, next minute they need only to say the words 'time apart', 'serious talk' or 'maybe you...' and you're never going to see them again… Helen Fielding
“ I always enjoy the day after a hangover. Each time it happens, it’s my own little victory over the demon drink. Dougie Brimson
“ To be fair, her expected hatred of all things male has not materialised because it is clear that she simply dislikes everyone. I suspect that this is an attempt to remain aloof from the minions but it… Dougie Brimson
