Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.
If there is reincarnation I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips.
The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought, particularly for those who bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an a...
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens.
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
The best thing to do is to behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen and under try not to go bald.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Allan: That's quite a lovely Jackson Pollock, isn't it?Museum Girl: Yes, it is.Allan: What does it say to you?Museum Girl: It restates the negativeness of the universe. The hideous lonely emptiness of...
Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK?
I wonder if Socrates and Plato took a house on Crete during the summer.
Is Knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know?
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to.
Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman.
I'm not the heroic type really. I was beaten up by Quakers.
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have instead of what you don't have.
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.
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