If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
I was in analysis. I was suicidal. As a matter of fact, I would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian and if you kill yourself they make you pay for the sessions you miss.
David: And you think it can just evaporate? Even if at one time they loved one another?Marx: That's one of the sad truths of existence. Nothing in this world is permanent. Even the characters created...
If there is reincarnation I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips.
If I had my life to live over I wish I could be a great pianist or something.
True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of eighty is left in a room with two eighteen-year-old cocktail waitres...
The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought, particularly for those who bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an a...
Mrs. Sol Schwimmer is suing me because I made her bridge as I felt it and not to fit her ridiculous mouth! That's right! I can't work to order like a common tradesman! I decided her bridge should be e...
I was in bed at my beach house, but could not sleep because of some fried chicken in the icebox that I felt entitled to. I waited till my wife dropped off, and tiptoed into the kitchen. I remembered l...
Don't you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way sometimes and I live here.
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have instead of what you don't have.
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.
All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.
راستی آدم بهتر است دل داده باشد یا دل دار؟ اگر کلسترول تان بالای ششصد است، هیچ کدام. البته مرادم از عشق، عشق رمانتیک است، عشق بین زن و مرد، نه بین مادر و فرزند، یا پسر بچه و سگش، یا بین دو سر پیشخدمت....
Mankind is facing a crossroad - one road leads to despair and utter hopelessness and the other to total extinction - I sincerely hope you graduates choose the right road
He’s dreaming, Cloquet thought, as he stood over him, revolver in hand. He’s dreaming, and I exist in reality. Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak.
Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college,
It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to.