راستی آدم بهتر است دل داده باشد یا دل دار؟ اگر کلسترول تان بالای ششصد است، هیچ کدام. البته مرادم از عشق، عشق رمانتیک است، عشق بین زن و مرد، نه بین مادر و فرزند، یا پسر بچه و سگش، یا بین دو سر پیشخدمت....
You're so good looking I can barely keep my eyes on the meter.
True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of eighty is left in a room with two eighteen-year-old cocktail waitres...
Mrs. Sol Schwimmer is suing me because I made her bridge as I felt it and not to fit her ridiculous mouth! That's right! I can't work to order like a common tradesman! I decided her bridge should be e...
Is Knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know?
Don't you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way sometimes and I live here.
But it was I, yes I, who discovered the link between excessive masturbation and entry into politics!
It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to.
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
My brain? That's my second favorite organ.
You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss ba...
So then, what do you believe in?
Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could not blink my eyes in unison. — If The Impressionists Had Been Dentists
If I could only see one miracle just one miracle. Like a burning bush or the seas part or my uncle Sasha pick up a check.
Those modern analysts they charge so much! In my day for five marks Freud himself would treat you. For ten marks he would treat you and press your pants. For fifteen marks Freud would let you treat...
If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.
All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.