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I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because it's cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know that?

Wendy Liebman

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because it's cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know that?

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About Wendy Liebman

Wendy Liebman (born February 27, 1961, in Manhasset, New York) is an American stand-up comedian. Her standup style involves the use of gently paced, subtle wordplay.