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My life is measured into two distinct phases . . . BC is before cellulite and AC is for after cellulite. Sad but so true!

Various

My life is measured into two distinct phases . . . BC is before cellulite and AC is for after cellulite. Sad but so true!

Tags: humorous

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Belief is a wonderful way to pass the time until the facts come in.

Carl R White

Belief is a wonderful way to pass the time until the facts come in.

Tags: aetheism, agnostic, agnostic atheism, agnostic theism, agnosticism, agnostics, allah, almighty, angels, arguments

Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.

Tags: ability, able, accomplished, ace, adept, adroit, advertiser, advertisers, advertising, aphorism

It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.

Tags: acceptable, accomplishment, account, accounts, adeptness, admissible, agony, aphorism, aphorisms, aphorist

There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.

Tags: adultery, aphorism, aphorisms, aphorist, aphorists, bedroom, boyfriend, boyfriends, cheat, cheater

Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.

Tags: aphorism, aphorisms, aphorist, aphorists, appearance, appearances, argument, arguments, bazooms, berate

The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only p...

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only p...

Tags: adage, adages, africa, african, aphorism, aphorisms, axiom, axioms, boyfriend, boyfriends

God is my provider I brag different.

Genereux Philip

God is my provider I brag different.

Tags: brag, brag different, bragging rights, brilliant, christian, genereux, genereux philip, god is my provider, god, gospel

It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.

Tags: a bit on the side, a play on words, abstruse, adultery, affair, ambiguity, ambiguous, ambivalent, amour, aphorism

GOD IS MY PROVIDER I BRAG DIFFERENT, THROUGH HIM ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE.

Genereux Philip

GOD IS MY PROVIDER I BRAG DIFFERENT, THROUGH HIM ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE.

Tags: best4ever, brag, brag different, bragging rights, brainy, brainycom, brief, brilliant, christian, genereux

That was 1993 grunge in suburbia. This was 2003 hell in Harlem. (Dark City Lights)

Eve Kagan

That was 1993 grunge in suburbia. This was 2003 hell in Harlem. (Dark City Lights)

Tags: 90s, anthologies, city life, comedy, funny, grunge, harlem, history, humor, humorous
About Various

Various may refer to:

Various (band), an English dubstep/electronic music duo
Various artists, a term for a compilation album containing pieces by various musicians
Various authors, a book containing works by several writers
The Various, a children's fantasy novel by Steve Augarde