T.J. Klune Quotes

What, the glass is half-full instead of half-empty? Bullshit. What they don't tell you is that regardless of how full the glass is, it's filled with acid, and you'll burn your face off.

Billy leaned forward. 'What's he like?' he whispered conspiratorially. 'Who?' Tock asked, looking confused. 'Felix. The Split One. I heard he came in this afternoon shooting fire and wind from his han...

Never again, you hear me? Never again. Something happens, you tell me. I need you to tell me. I need you.

Richard Collins had only taken weeks to destroy the little boy I’d known. He was this shell, okay? This empty shell, and I didn’t know how to fix it. And then, Ox. Oh, and then there was you. She

So while I drove my little and planned his fantasy night of how I was going to give Otter the key to my soul (his words, not mine), I silently panicked and wrote lines of bad poetry. Normally, I am qu...

And if there is one last thing I would have you know before we reach these final pages, it's that sometimes, no matter how hard we try, no matter how hard we want it to be so, sometimes there is no su...

I told the Kid I thought Wednesday was Latin for Satan, and that we probably shouldn't do it then because it might be bad luck. The Kid then proceeded to tell me what the word Wednesday actually means...

Ryan said, What the hell? Does everything want to have sex with you?

I'll be honest, I said. That's rather embarrassing. And also? So many remarks make much more sense now. I really need to be more aware of my surroundings.And then I walked into a large boulder. -- Sam

Don’t be difficult, Bear. It’s unattractive.

'God help me, yes. I don't want anything more than you. I want nothing less than you.'

You okay, Sam?Ha-ha, why wouldn’t I be? Everything is peachy! I’m okay. I’m than okay.Okay. I only ask because you haven’t stopped staring at me for the last four hours.You lie with all your lies!

You went full-on bitchy and made a dramatic exit? He sounded way too gleeful over my histrionics. I have taught you well, my young apprentice.

He smiled at me, and it was a thing of dark malevolence. It means, he said, that we can double date. Just the four of us. Doesn’t that sound like fun? And I thought there was a distinct possibility th...

Sam’s just dealing with some issues. He recently came to the realization that he’s a twenty-year-old virgin prude.

I watched the black ocean in his eyes and saw this flash behind them and understood what he had meant the night before, about the insanity that had gripped him. He was not so far gone as to be lost, b...

A werewolf is courting me with a dead rabbit. There's nothing subtle here.Couldn't have been flowers, she muttered as she slid on her rubber boots by the door.He gave you flowers, I reminded her as sh...

Sad fags are boring fags.

You told him, huh? Through your secret wizarding network that you still haven’t told me about.It’s called a letter in the mail, he said.

Take a shower. You smell like what sad dreams are made of.