'But even I know that in your line of work, there's a difference between being a volunteer and being volun-told.'
Today has been so weird, I side-whispered to Gary. I think the word you’re looking for is erotic, he said back. Today has been so erotic.
I had to remind myself it was illegal to murder dragons.
I bet he wants to solve Ryan’s riddle, Mary said. And then he probably wants to riddle his Ryan.
Take a shower. You smell like what sad dreams are made of.
I took off my glasses and threw them down the street. They landed near a cracked-out-looking homeless man pushing a shopping cart. He bent down, picked them up, and crowed, All right! Sunglasses comin...
It’ll be the Date to End All Dates, I told Gary as he nosed his way through my closet. And yes, before you ask, it is capitalized just like it sounds. Great plans should always be capitalized.
But then they threatened Ryan with death and I was, like, bitch, please. You don’t know who you’re messing with.
Carter? Gordo asked. Who is he? I want to meet him. In my office so I can scare the shit out of him. Goddammit, Ox. You better be using fucking condoms.
Way gay, I reassured him. Like, super gay. I fart and rainbows come out. Oh, crap.
Life is all about chances. It’s all about these little moments that add up to greatness. And there are times when you have to grab greatness by the balls and say, ‘Hey! Greatness! I’ve got your nuts a...
Honey, you’re pouting. That’s not dangerous. It’s adorable.
How he closed down like before. How he gave himself over to the wolf. How he didn’t speak for months and months. And yet, the moment he comes home, the moment he sees you again, he finds his voice lik...
Michael doesn't flinch. 'You can't know,' he says quietly, 'how much you truly love something until it's gone.' 'That's not fair,' I say as I tremble. 'No one said it would be. He tests you, Benji, an...
Oh my gods, Gary groaned from behind us. Would you two just go already? This is so godsdamned disturbing to watch. It's like you're face-fucking me with a dick made of sugar. Stop it. You stop it rig...
Everything is so vast. It’s humbling to remember just how small we really are.
He’ll introduce himself as something ridiculous, like Gustavo Tiberius, because everyone has idiotic names these days,
He’s a bit of a dick, I said, flailing for something.Paul rolled his eyes. Well it’s a good thing you’re a bottom, because you’re an asshole, so the two of you fit together just fine.Wow, I said. That...
It should have been obvious. It should have been obvious what they were, but then I wasn’t looking for the incredible buried in the ordinary.
My malt brings all the boys to the vestibule.
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