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Is it your lovah?No, I said. It’s my pastor. I’m having an existential crisis and need guidance.Sure. Guidance right into your butthole.Corey, I said, appalled. Apologize to God and Jesus. You know how they get when you talk about gay sex. Offended. Offended is how they get. My word. Guard your mortal soul, boy.

T.J. Klune

Is it your lovah?No, I said. It’s my pastor. I’m having an existential crisis and need guidance.Sure. Guidance right into your butthole.Corey, I said, appalled. Apologize to God and Jesus. You know how they get when you talk about gay sex. Offended. Offended is how they get. My word. Guard your mortal soul, boy.

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