You've been busy, he said. Want something done, ask a busy person.
Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last.
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
Be Fearful When Others Are Greedy and Greedy When Others Are Fearful
If you caress me one more time, you will melt the butter on my toast.
Some people are as angry as they seem to be only because it's the safest place to hide from more pain.
People who worry that nuclear weaponry will one day fall in the hands of the Arabs, fail to realize that the Islamic bomb has been dropped already, it fell the day MUHAMMED (pbuh) was born.
I would never do a commercial for something that is embarrassing, and I think that people maybe have a different perspective on what is embarrassing or not. Some people think doing a Revlon hair comme...
...I fell asleep and had a dream that a king was liquidated by a group of kind faces...
My parents were working class folks. My dad was a bartender for most of his life, my mom was a maid and a cashier and a stock clerk at WalMart. We were not people of financial means in terms of signif...
Nostalgia has a way of blocking the reality of the past.