Poets have tried to describe Ankh-Morpork. They have failed. Perhaps it's the sheer zestful vitality of the place, or maybe it's just that a city with a million inhabitants and no sewers is rather rob...
Can't we do anything about it? - No! - Then I can't see the sense in panicking, said Twoflower calmly
Oh, that's just Thud! That's easy! yapped a voice.Both men turned to look at Horsefry, who had been made perky by sheer relief.I used to play it when I was a kid, he burbled. It's boring. The dwarfs a...
Don't tell me from genetics. What've they got to do with it? said Crowley. Look at Satan. Created as an angel, grows up to be the Great Adversary. Hey, if you're going to go on about genetics, you mig...
Ah, I know that, said Tiffany, as the boat rocked on the swell. Whales aren't dangerous, because they just eat very small things...Row like the blazes, lads! Rob Anybody yelled.
We can't just drop everything, sir!Mister Lipwig. Is there something in the word 'tyrant' you do not understand?
Them as can do has to do for them as can't. And someone has to speak up for them as has no voices.
Multiple exclamation marks,' he went on, shaking his head, 'are a sure sign of a diseased mind.
About a cookbook...)- What about this one? Maids of Honor?- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.
Revenge is not redress. Revenge is a wheel, and it turns backwards.
The footprints go this way, said Cuddy, and then they return. But the ones coming back aren't so deep as the ones going. You can see they're later ones because they're over the top of the other ones....
The Assassin moved quietly from roof to roof until he was well away from the excitement around the Watch House. His movements could be called cat-like, except that he did not stop to spray urine up ag...
Some things are fairly obvious when it's a seven-foot skeleton with a scythe telling you them
It wasn’t a city, it was a process, a weight on the world that distorted the land for hundreds of miles around. People who’d never see it in their whole life nevertheless spent that life working for i...
It is possibly worth mentioning at this point that Mr. Young thought that paparazzi was a kind of Italian linoleum.
It was a Guild of Assassins, after all. Black was what you wore. The night was black and so were you. And black had such style, and an Assassin without style, everyone agreed, was just a highly paid a...
Inside Every Living Person is a Dead Person Waiting to Get Out…
He sighed and opened the black box and took out his rings and slipped them on. Another box held a set of knives and Klatchian steel, their blades darkened with lamp black. Various cunning and intricat...
HUMAN BEINGS MAKE LIFE SO INTERESTING. DO YOU KNOW, THAT IN A UNIVERSE SO FULL OF WONDERS, THEY HAVE MANAGED TO INVENT BOREDOM. (Death)
Fortune favours the brave, sir, said Carrot cheerfully.Good. Good. Pleased to hear it, captain. What is her position vis a vis heavily armed, well prepared and excessively manned armies?Oh, no–one's e...