Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good book.
The rising sun managed to peek around the vast column of smoke that forever rose from Ankh-Morpork, City of Cities, illustrating almost up to the edge of space that smoke means progress or, at least,...
Moist waited. Lord Vetinari could outstare a statue and make even a statue start to feel nervous and confess. Moist's counter was a fetching grin, which he knew annoyed Vetinari beyond measure, and th...
Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.
The Patrician took a sip of his beer. I have told this to few people, gentlemen, and I suspect I never will again, but one day when I was a young boy on holiday in Uberwald I was walking along the ban...
The hippo of recollection stirred in the muddy waters of the mind.
The worst part, the part, was that Lord de Worde was never wrong. It was not a position he understood in relation to his personal geography. People who took an opposing view were insane, or dangerous...
She felt livid. They'd all lost so many powers. It was ridiculous to have to communicate by flapping bits of your skin, and as for the tongue... Yuerkkk ...As far as she knew, in the whole life of the...
If you have enough book space, I don't want to talk to you.
What is normal? Normal is yesterday and last week and last month taken together
Truth! Freedom! Justice! And a hard-boiled egg!
I've always felt that what I have going for me is not my imagination, because everyone has an imagination. What I have is a relentlessly controlled imagination. What looks like wild invention is actua...
I believe in reincarnation, [Bjorn] said.I KNOW.I tried to live a good life. Does that help?THAT’S NOT UP TO ME. Death coughed. OF COURSE... SINCE YOU BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION... YOU’LL BE BJORN AGAIN...
Cats, Dog considered, were clearly a lot tougher than lost souls
Heroes get kingdoms and princesses, and they take regular exercise, and when they smile the light glints off their teeth, ting
Racism was not a problem on the Discworld, because—what with trolls and dwarfs and so on—speciesism was more interesting. Black and white lived in perfect harmony and ganged up on green.
Taxation is just a sophisticated way of demanding money with menaces.
NEITHER RAIN NOR SNOW NOR GLOM OF NIT CAN STAY THESE MESENGERS ABOT THEIR DUTY
Always face what you fear. Have just enough money, never too much, and some string. Even if it’s not your fault, it’s your responsibility. Witches deal with things. Never stand between two mirrors. Ne...
But too much reading had taken its toll. William found that he now thought of prayer as a sophisticated way of pleading with thunderstorms.
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