It's a terrible thing for a man when his woman gangs up on him wi' a toad
The Patrician took a sip of his beer. I have told this to few people, gentlemen, and I suspect I never will again, but one day when I was a young boy on holiday in Uberwald I was walking along the ban...
That just goes to show that you never know, although what it is we never know I suspect we'll never know.
She felt livid. They'd all lost so many powers. It was ridiculous to have to communicate by flapping bits of your skin, and as for the tongue... Yuerkkk ...As far as she knew, in the whole life of the...
Moist waited. Lord Vetinari could outstare a statue and make even a statue start to feel nervous and confess. Moist's counter was a fetching grin, which he knew annoyed Vetinari beyond measure, and th...
I have to ask, sir...Why does it have to be done like this?Vetinari smiled. Can you keep a secret, Mister Lipwig?Oh, yes, sir. I've kept lots.Capital. And the point is, so can I. You do not need to kn...
You'd like Freedom, Truth, and Justice, wouldn't you, Comrade Sergeant?' said Reg encouragingly.'I'd like a hard-boiled egg,' said Vimes, shaking the match out.There was some nervous laughter, but Reg...
The important thing is not to shout at this point, Vimes told himself. Do not…what do they call it…go postal? Treat this as a learning exercise. Find out why the world is not as you thought it was. As...
It's like chess, you know. The Queen saves the King.
Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.
Well done,' said a voice somewhere behind him. 'Consciousness to sarcasm in five seconds!
Listen, Peaches, is what humans are all about, said the voice of Maurice. They're so keen on tricking one another all the time that they elect governments to do it for them.
The reaper does not listen to the harvest.
It's lies. It's all lies. Some of them are just prettier than others, that's all. People see what they think is there.
Cats, Dog considered, were clearly a lot tougher than lost souls
… you were so worried about legal and illegal that you never stopped to think about whether it was right or wrong.
There was no safety. There was no pride. All there was, was money. Everything became money, and money became everything. Money treated us as if we were things, and we died.
The worst part, the part, was that Lord de Worde was never wrong. It was not a position he understood in relation to his personal geography. People who took an opposing view were insane, or dangerous...
The rising sun managed to peek around the vast column of smoke that forever rose from Ankh-Morpork, City of Cities, illustrating almost up to the edge of space that smoke means progress or, at least,...
I believe in reincarnation, [Bjorn] said.I KNOW.I tried to live a good life. Does that help?THAT’S NOT UP TO ME. Death coughed. OF COURSE... SINCE YOU BELIEVE IN REINCARNATION... YOU’LL BE BJORN AGAIN...