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If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can't give them that.

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If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can't give them that.

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About Stephan Pastis

Stephan Thomas Pastis ( STEF-ən PAS-tiss; born January 16, 1968) is an American cartoonist and former lawyer who is the creator of the comic strip Pearls Before Swine. He also writes children's books, commencing with the release of Timmy Failure: Mistakes Were Made. The seventh book, It's the End When I Say It's the End, debuted at #4 on The New York Times Best Seller list for Children's Middle Grade Books.