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Belief is a wonderful way to pass the time until the facts come in.

There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.

It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.

The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only p...

More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling i...

Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.

It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.

Life is a process during which one initially gets less and less dependent, independent, and then more and more dependent.

Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.

Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.