Next time I want to do something nice, slap me.
And just so you know for the future, I like my double-chocolate chip cookies warm and soft in the middle...and without magnets glued to them.Me, too. When you decide to bake me some, let me know.
Why can't you call me Alex? I ask, my head down while I stare at the food in front of me.If I wanted to call you Alex, I wouldn't have bothered to name you Alejandro. Don't you like your given name?My...
Did I ever tell you that Alex loves you so much he got your name tattooed all over his body? Hell, he even got your name branded into the back of his neck.They say 'LB,' Carlos. The initials for Latin...
La cucaracha, La cucaracha, Ya no puede caminar, porque no tiene, porque le falta, I don't know the rest, la la la la!
He laughs. Put some clothes on so you don't scare poor Kiara with your morning hard-on.I look down at my shorts. Sure enough, I've got la tengo dura in front of Kiara and Tuck. Shit. I reach out for t...
Look at me, chica. When she does, I repeat, Eres hermosa.What does it mean?You're beautiful.
I'm in deep shit Alex, 'cause I think I'd like nothin' better than to wake up with her every mornin'.
Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror.