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Sherrilyn Kenyon Quote

So what's it to be, Bear?Dev lifted his leg and gave a sarcastic slap to his thigh.By golly, I'll take door number two, Bob. You know the one that calls for straight suicide with a side of mutilation and pain? Sign my hairy ass up for that and don't be late.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

So what's it to be, Bear?Dev lifted his leg and gave a sarcastic slap to his thigh.By golly, I'll take door number two, Bob. You know the one that calls for straight suicide with a side of mutilation and pain? Sign my hairy ass up for that and don't be late.

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