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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.

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Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.

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About Ron White

Ronald Dee White (born December 18, 1956) is an American stand-up comedian, actor and author, best known as a charter member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Nicknamed "Tater Salad", he is the author of the book I Had the Right to Remain Silent But I Didn't Have the Ability, which appeared on the New York Times best seller list.