A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
If you like easygoing monogamous men stay away from billionaires.
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.
I had the worst birthday party ever when I was a child because my parents hired a pony to give rides. And these ponies are never in good health. But this one dropped dead. It just wasn't much fun afte...
All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she has gained all that sexual experience.
My Vegas act is how I make my money.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and boughr jewelry.
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.
Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to.
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Most of the men sitting in first class on an airplane have really boring jobs.
I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.
A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.
Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.