Hades, Kronos growled. I hope you and the ladies have come to pledge your allegiance. I'm afraid not. Hades sighed. My son here convinced me that perhaps I should prioritize my list of enemies. He gla...
Ever since my famous battle with Python, I've had a phobia of scaly reptilian creatures. (Especially if you include my stepmother, Hera. BOOM!)
Annabeth glared at me like she was going to punch me. And then she did something that surprised me even more. Shd kissed me. "Br careful Seaweed Brain." she put her cap back on and vanished. I probabl...
Caves of blue. Strike the hue.Westward, burning.Pages turning.Indiana.Ripe banana.Happiness approaches.Serpents and roaches.There once was a god named ApolloWho plunged in a cave blue and hollowUpon a...
Armed with my sword and wand, I was all set for a stroll through the swamp to look for a hungry monster. Oh, joy!
Hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing.
Two farewell gifts, Sadie muttered, from two gorgeous guys. I hate my life.
That sounded about as likely as Apophis and Ra becoming Facebook buddies, but I decided not to say anything.
You weren't able to talk sense into him?Well, we kind of tried to kill each other in a duel to the death.I see. You tried the diplomatic approach.
She led the way. Eyeless sockets of the dead seemed to stare at them as they passed. These are cool, Dan decided. Maybe I could-No, Dan, Amy said. You can't collect human bones.Awww.
Curse Hermes and his multi-vitamins!
Sadie, I can't intervene. He turned up his palms in frustration. I told you when we first met, this isn't an actual physical body.Shame, I mumbled.What?Nothing. Go on.
Let us find the dam snack bar, Zoe said. We should eat while we can.Grover cracked a smile. The dam snack bar?Zoe blinked. Yes. What is funny?Nothing, Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. I co...
Happy Birthday Seaweed Brain
Then she laughed for real, and put her hands around my neck. 'I am never, ever going to make things easy for you Seaweed Brain. Get used to it.' When she kissed me, I had the feeling my brain was melt...
A Styrofoam egg carton caught his eye. He opened it and found a single silver orb with little blinking red lights. This is cool, too! He dropped it into his backpack.Dan, no!What? They've got plenty o...
Because I know you, Percy Jackson. In many ways, you are impulsive, but when it comes to your friends, you are as constant as a compass needle. You are unswervingly loyal, and you inspire loyalty. You...
Dan was thrilled that the second clue had been safely smuggled out of the church in his pants.So, really, I saved the day, he decided.Wait a minute, Amy said, climbed onto the roof in the middle of a...
Carter, not to be unkind, I said, but the last few months you've been seeing messages about Zia . Two weeks ago, you thought she was sending you a distress call in your mashed potatoes.It was a Z! Car...
Hermes's shoulders sagged. They'll try, Percy. Oh, we'll all try to keep our promise. And maybe for a while things will get better. But we gods have never been good at keeping oaths. You were born bec...