Things on the essential list: vodka, Nine Inch Nails, a steady supply of mortal men, and an all-purpose bitchy attitude.
Advice to my younger self:1 Start where you are with what you have2 Try not to hurt other people3 Take more chances4 If you fail, keep trying
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Belief is a wonderful way to pass the time until the facts come in.
Change is inevitable. Progression is a choice. We all move, but are you going to move forward?
The worst thing about being famous is the invasion of your privacy.
It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap...
Take the challenge of your life.Reach out to your goals.There is no limit to what you can achieve.
The missing link between humans and apes? It's certainly those brutes who haven't yet learned to respect privacy.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
The humanitarian philosophies that have been developed (sometimes under some religious banner and invariably in the face of religious opposition) are human inventions, as the name implies - and our sp...