You still think I have a good side? There's a search party out for it but I'm optimistic they'll turn up something.
Yes, there are vampires. Try to keep up.
Were those statues there before? Buer waves his little cuttlefish tentacles and moves his finger across the paper. They’re new. A different icon for each of the Seven Noble Virtues. He’s not lying. Th...
We nod and grunt grudging affirmatives.
Up ahead, Donut Universe shines like the Virgin Mary doing barrel rolls over Lourdes, so I head over.
There's only one way to steal a car and not feel guilty about it, and that's to steal the most expensive car you can find. That way, you know that it carries the maximum insurance possible, so whateve...
There are two Venices I know about and one of them is a hotel in Vegas. The other is an L.A. beach where pretty girls walk their dogs while wearing as little as possible and mutant slabs of tanned, po...
Then you better tell whoever is Lucifer, because I’m living in his palace, wearing his clothes, and peeing in his shower.
The winners are the schemers and the ruthless who take what they want, not the suckers standing around hoping for an even break.
So far, being dead is about as much fun as a barbed-wire G-string. Yes,
See? That’s a positive attitude. Give it a try. I shift the bundle around in my arms. I did it once. I got a rash. Alice
SOCIETY IS A CARNIVOROUS FLOWER
Quid salvum est si Roma perit? What is safe if Rome perishes?
Pale vines follow me as I walk, cooing and sighing, hoping I have oatmeal for brains and will get close enough that they can drag me off and eat me at their leisure. And at the center of all this trea...
Oh God, look what you did.God's away on business, Kas. Talk to me.
Next you’ll tell me that Mickey Mouse is just a guy in a costume.
Maybe that's why Heaven is silent and God doesn't speak to man anymore. Heavenly intervention would blow the point spread.
It seemed to be going well. You see, a Qliphoth can only possess an imperfect and impure body, one that’s sinned. Of course, that describes all humans except maybe for the saints. When I eat a possess...
I've never seen a Jade in full feral mode before. Candy's nails have curved out into thick claws. Her eyes are red slit pupils in a sea of black ice. Her lips and tongue are as black as her eyes. Her...
I never liked Michael, and since he tried to kill me, I like him even less.