Despite centuries of English literature, the most famous split infinitive in all of history comes from Star Trek.
Some writers write to forget. Some forget to write.
And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before--and thus was the Empire forged.
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I really do not know that anything has ever been more exciting than diagramming sentences.