P.T. Macias Quote

The choices that women make sometimes seems provoking and at the same time amusing. I once met a lady who said she liked my amusing facial expression.

I've never really liked the Yanks. ... You can't trust people who pick up the ball all the time when they play football.

Some days I don't know what is greater.My wisdom, or my stupidity.

May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

The coining of their new catch-phrase 'homophiliac' displayed in contrast to 'homophobic' was rather amusing, though to think that they believe it means anything different to 'homophobic' is just face...

The rules of physics are, in some cases, suspiciously anthropic.

You didn't kill him. He would have killed you, but you didn't kill him.So? He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid, I wouldn't have time to sleep.