Dance with me.Blinking, first at his offered palm and then at his features, I asked, Why?Not immediately replying, he reached for me, pulled me to my feet, and slid an arm around my waist. I allowed h...
Be beautiful for yourself, Janie. And only if you want to. If a man is worthy of you, he’ll see more beauty in who you are than in what you look like.
Me want Martin flavored cookie! Me want cookie now!!
Kaitlyn Parker has popped Martin Sandeke’s spooning cherry. I felt his smile grow just before he said, It’s only fair. I hope to pop your forking cherry.
My hair is ridiculous. It's been misbehaving since birth.
If I told you I love you nowHow many seconds would it takeHow long would you allowAll that I am to breakI turn awayBefore you can seeHow badly I need you to stayWith me
No one expects an eighty-five-year-old Navy SEAL stripper. No one. And that was the beauty of George.
We all know that light travels faster than sound. That's why certain people appear bright until you hear them speak. Albert Einstein
Pride is just another word for insecurity and fear—again, having no strong sense of self or worth. If pride is the driving force behind your decisions, then your life is going to suck.
The protector inside me was frowning while the predator soaked up her discomfort with glee.
Little did he know, I possessed no feminine wiles. Only the willies and the hibby jibbies.
This was our beginning. I couldn’t wait for the middle. And I never wanted it to end.
You want to know what you are to me? Fine. You’re my beginning, middle, and end.
My previous outlook could be summed up as follows: Life is shit. Math makes sense. Fictional characters are superior to real people because real people are equal parts pitiful and predictable.
Your birthday gift to me is to place me in the middle of an art heist so that I can taser someone? He nodded, smiling, looking very proud. Thank you, Alex. I mean it. I...I just love you so much.
That is why I don't want a cell phone. I don't want a droopy fin.
Nothing was worse than a handsome guy who became an ignorant toad when he spoke.
Maybe love, at its essence, is being a mirror for another person—for the good parts and the bad. Perhaps love is simply finding that one person who sees you clearly, cares for you deeply, challenges y...
Love, I decided, is being a sidekick.
The best stories, I feel, are those that are self-deprecating and involve some thread of irony.
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