We’re having a big wedding so we can be miserable together before we’re happy together.
Me want Martin flavored cookie! Me want cookie now!!
I'm after a woman who likes sex but doesn't put the lust part above the intelligence part. She could have a hundred partners for all I care, just as long as they've been vetted for psychopathic tenden...
My hair is ridiculous. It's been misbehaving since birth.
I’d kiss you but I don’t want our beards to tangle.
Dance with me.Blinking, first at his offered palm and then at his features, I asked, Why?Not immediately replying, he reached for me, pulled me to my feet, and slid an arm around my waist. I allowed h...
Love, I decided, is being a sidekick.
Don’t set yourself on fire trying to keep others warm.
I never cross-pollinate fantasy and reality.
Fire burns blue and hot.Its fair light blinds me not.Smell of smoke is satisfying, tastes nourishing to my tongue.I think fire ageless, never old, and yet no longer young.Morning coals are cool: dayli...
You’re a siren who doesn’t need to sing.
Who called it? I called it! That’s right, uh huh!
That is why I don't want a cell phone. I don't want a droopy fin.
Is this place home?No, Duane .. You are.
Nerds rule the world.
I've learned that the more people I love — and I mean really, really, completely, unconditionally love — the happier I am.
You’re my beginning, middle, and end.
I want enduring love. And, if people are honest with themselves, I think that's what everyone wants.
Greg…not everyone is capable of fighting the great fights. Not everyone is brave and strong and powerful. Let people have their causes. Allow them their victories, when victories can be had, without b...
This was our beginning. I couldn’t wait for the middle. And I never wanted it to end.