Nerds rule the world.
Marriage is an ultimate sport in emotional multitasking. I’m never only mad at Greg. I’m mad and madly in love; angry and concerned for his wellbeing; he frustrates and delights me in the same second....
Just because someone is an idiot doesn't mean they're a bad person. And just because someone is smart doesn't mean they're good.
And, when it was time for Meg to give her statement, I punched her in the face.
Who called it? I called it! That’s right, uh huh!
The phone in my hand buzzed, demanding my attention, and a text flashed on the screen. It was from Cletus and the sight made my heart lurch and twist, a pining ache stealing my breath. As I scrolled t...
I want enduring love. And, if people are honest with themselves, I think that's what everyone wants.
Little did he know, I possessed no feminine wiles. Only the willies and the hibby jibbies.
Don’t set yourself on fire trying to keep others warm.
I like you because you are Kaitlyn—genuine, beautiful, brilliant, amazing Kaitlyn—not because you’re Kaitlyn Parker. And I’m in love with you because I can’t help myself.
You’re a siren who doesn’t need to sing.
Nothing was worse than a handsome guy who became an ignorant toad when he spoke.
There will be no bananas! There will be entire tropical rainforests of bananas! And coconuts! I gestured to my breasts. And, hopefully, bananas rubbing against coconuts.
Pride is just another word for insecurity and fear—again, having no strong sense of self or worth. If pride is the driving force behind your decisions, then your life is going to suck.
I think men will always be arrested on some level by the idea of owning their spouse, of completely possessing the woman they love, of having her unquestioning trust and obedience and admiration. But...
What are you!? A Disney princess? Ashley’s annoyance powered semi-shout surprised the room. She dropped her knitting to her lap and glared at me, apparently sincerely perturbed by Janie’s revelation....
We fought over the bill when it came. By fought I mean: I insisted loudly on paying half and he responded with beleaguered silence. Instead of discussing it or attempting to engage in my one-sided con...
We’re having a big wedding so we can be miserable together before we’re happy together.
That is why I don't want a cell phone. I don't want a droopy fin.
I don’t like to judge people.I love it.Writing people completely off was liberating
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