The protector inside me was frowning while the predator soaked up her discomfort with glee.
No one expects an eighty-five-year-old Navy SEAL stripper. No one. And that was the beauty of George.
Kaitlyn Parker has popped Martin Sandeke’s spooning cherry. I felt his smile grow just before he said, It’s only fair. I hope to pop your forking cherry.
He half said, half mumbled, I'm not that nice.
So I buried myself under my covers and cried like it was my job and I was hoping for a promotion.
People were, essentially, the secrets they kept.
Men should come with manuals, subtitles, and reset buttons.
Little did he know, I possessed no feminine wiles. Only the willies and the hibby jibbies.
Just because you don't feel calm, doesn't mean you can't be calm.
If you’re not just a little bit afraid of letting down one or both of your parents, then you must’ve had shitty parents. I’m not talking about paralyzing fear—paralyzing fear also means shitty parents...
We all know that light travels faster than sound. That's why certain people appear bright until you hear them speak. Albert Einstein
Pride is just another word for insecurity and fear—again, having no strong sense of self or worth. If pride is the driving force behind your decisions, then your life is going to suck.
Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most. Mark Twain ~Jethro~
Saying someone would make a great politician is like saying someone would make a great serial killer. It’s not a compliment.
Parker, what are you doing? Making a funny face in an effort to make you stop staring at me like I murdered your beloved goldfish.
Nothing is ever really lost to us as long as we remember it. — L.M. Montgomery, The Story Girl
My type has a romantic soul. He’ll make my brain and my heart fight over who gets him first. He does what’s right, even when it’s not easy—actually, especially when it’s not easy. He knows the value o...
Maybe love, at its essence, is being a mirror for another person—for the good parts and the bad. Perhaps love is simply finding that one person who sees you clearly, cares for you deeply, challenges y...
Life is a struggle for relevancy.
Is a chameleon a coward because it can change its color? No. It’s evolved and awesome. I like to think of myself in a similar fashion.