Me want Martin flavored cookie! Me want cookie now!!
Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.
Most people do not realize that they are one car crash away from death.
It is wise to buy acquaintances, but foolish to buy friends.
There is nothing inherently painful about being cheated on.
The missing link between humans and apes? It's certainly those brutes who haven't yet learned to respect privacy.
Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.
You are worth more than what people say or think of you.
Bellybuttons are our link with the past.
Why wait to forgive and let go only after you have sufficiently wallowed in your despair? Why not forgive and let go now?
It's really kind of cool to have solar panels on your roof.