Top Mustache Quotes

A red nose is the clown's mask and my moustache is mine.

At the last minute, I couldn't wear the Hitler mustache because Tiger Stripe ate it; and then I didn't want to take my kitty and risk his coughing up some big Nazi hairball on someone's front stoop.

Mustache Definition

(n.) That part of the beard which grows on the upper lip; hair left growing above the mouth.

(n.) A West African monkey (Cercopithecus cephus). It has yellow whiskers, and a triangular blue mark on the nose.

(n.) Any conspicuous stripe of color on the side of the head, beneath the eye of a bird.

A good mustache makes a man for many reasons.

I can't grow a mustache. It's pretty sad if I attempt to.

A black boy brought Wilson's gin and he sipped it very slowly because he had nothing else to do except to return to his hot and squalid room and read a novel - or a poem. Wilson liked poetry, but he a...

If I told you I love you nowHow many seconds would it takeHow long would you allowAll that I am to breakI turn awayBefore you can seeHow badly I need you to stayWith me