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Nelson DeMille Quote

This guy I know went into a sex shop and asked the proprietor for a blow-up sex doll. Is this a joke? So the proprietor asks, ‘You want a Christian doll, a Jewish doll, or a Muslim doll?’ And the guy says, ‘What difference does it make?’ And the proprietor says, ‘Well, the Muslim dolls blow themselves up.

Nelson DeMille

This guy I know went into a sex shop and asked the proprietor for a blow-up sex doll. Is this a joke? So the proprietor asks, ‘You want a Christian doll, a Jewish doll, or a Muslim doll?’ And the guy says, ‘What difference does it make?’ And the proprietor says, ‘Well, the Muslim dolls blow themselves up.

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