G.I. humor is similar to cop humor.
Me, Mia. Mama mia, Mia. Otis is rigor mortis.
Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees.
A lot of who you were in middle age was determined before you had a chance to manipulate, control, or eve understand the things around you. It was no mystery, he thought, why some old people's minds r...
…made me promise to cut down on the drinking and swearing, which I have. Unfortunately, this has left me dim-witted and nearly speechless.
Panic---a deep abiding, free-floating anxiety, often without any reason or logical basis.
Amicitia sine fraude—to friendship without deceit.
We’re all
This place is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Fate whispered to the warrior, You cannot withstand the coming storm. And the warrior whispered back, I am the storm.
Asked me,
Use a gun that works every time. As George Washington said, ‘All skill is in vain when an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket.
I don't like mysteries, which is why I want to solve them. It bothers me that there are things I don't know.
Detective Ramos confided in me, 'If something happens to you on my watch my ass is O-U-T.' 'How do you think I’d feel? D-E-A-D.
Willful ignorance.
You get a promotion?I got a polite, but firm suggestion to be a team player. [...]You got off easy. One of my commanding officers once threw a paperweight at me.We're a bit more subtle.
Stomp.
The short-timers, who’d gone through hell without even a small pee in their pants, were all jittery that something was going to happen before they boarded the freedom bird home. I mean, after you’ve c...
Psychology is a soft weapon but you can take outmore enemy battalions with leaflets and radio broadcasts than with high explosives.
Americans, they’ll have a legal means to recover