Someday someone is going to find this pelvis sexy or I'll never have children.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
A photograph doesn't gain weight or lose weight, or change from being happy to being sad. It's frozen. You can use it, then recycle it.
Don't promote negativity online and expect people to treat you with positivity in person.
Her screams spiraled up into the night air
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnit...
If you believe what you like in the Gospel, and reject what you don't like, it is not the Gospel you believe, but yourself.
A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body.
I used to be a cool chick but I'm not anymore.
Women who love themselves are threatening; but men who love real women, more so.
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.