I whirled around. It wasn’t just a kiss, I said. I was getting really mad. Maybe that’s how you wanted it to look, like it was just a kiss. But you and I both know what it really was: A media event. A...
And in what fairy tale would John ever be any sane person's idea of Prince Charming anyway? He was the opposite of charming. More like Prince Terrifying.
I was in love with Scott Bennett. That I had been in love with him my whole life, practically.
Who-who are you? Seth asked, hesitantly.Wh-what do you want? How else was was I supposed to reply? The words were out of my mouth before I could stop them.I mean, I'd only seen the movie like seventee...
He was even more overprotective than my stepfather. But in a boyfriend, that kind of thing is actually attractive.
Oh, that's just great. I come all the way back here, risking major brain cell burnout, and you don't even believe me? I'm basically guaranteeing myself a lifetime of heartbreak, and all you have to sa...
The way things are going, I wouldn't be surprised if pretty soon I start wearing ripped-up fishnet stockings and dyeing my hair black. Maybe I'll even start smoking and get my ears double-pierced or s...
Okay, okay, already, I said, holding up both hands in an I-surrender sort of gesture. I'll try it your way from now on. I'll do the touchy-feely stuff. Jeez. You West Coasters. It's all backrubs and a...
Have you tried this shrimp? It's freaking amazing.Would you get away from me? I hate you.You're so moody. Just because I kidnapped you and tried to force you to be my girlfriend. I thought you would b...
Yeah, Chaz says. You know, when you packed up all your stuff and left his ass high and dry, I thought finally. A woman with some moral fiber. Little did I know that all he’d need to win you back was a...
Why does anyone commit murder?' he asked in a low voice.'I-'I blinked.'How should I know?''Three reasons,' Christopher said. He held up one finger. 'Love.' Another finger. 'Revenge.' And finally, a th...
I don't understand why you are so unhappy about it, Jesse said. He had stretched out across the tiles, contented as I'd ever seen him. I like it much better this way.What way? I groused. I couldn't ge...
It's what's known as an origin myth. What happened to me? That's no myth.
I know it's probably wrong to fantasize about giving a nun a karate chop in the neck, but I couldn't help it. She was making me mad.
We'd be the Joystick Order. Out motto would be High Score for One, Pizza for All.
Of course, I didn't know how I felt about my first kiss coming from one of the undead, but hey, beggars can't be choosers, and let me tell you something, Jesse was way cuter than any live guy I'd met...
Instead of being wakened to the sound of birdsong, like princesses in books, I was wakened to the sound of Rommel shrieking as Fat Louie beat him senseless for getting into his bowl of Fancy Feast.
You and me? I let out a stunned bark of laughter. There is no you and me.That’s what you think, Chaz says, tugging on his coat. And I’ll be damned if I’m going to wait around until you figure out that...
Ode to AlgebraThrust into this dingy classroom we die like lampless mothslocked into the desolation offluorescent lights and metal desks.Ten minutes until the bell rings.What use is the quadratic form...
I think my teacher was wrong: making cheese wasn't what I was born to do. I was born to make people feel good when everything around them seemed just awful.