All those guys on the wrestling team, though - they scare me. And they're so homophobic... well, you can't help wondering about their sexual orientation, I mean they all think I'm gay, but you wouldn'...
Sleepy pulled the car to a stop in front of this paved entranceway, which was flanked on either side by these enormous palm trees, kind of like the Polynesian Resort at Disney World. In fact, the whol...
I won’t tell you how I managed to break in, since I don’t want the authorities figuring out, but let’s just say that if you’re going to make a gate, make sure it reaches all the way to the ground.
The fact that he was willing to sacrifice his own face in order to keep mine from getting bashed in
It's what's known as an origin myth. What happened to me? That's no myth.
I think my teacher was wrong: making cheese wasn't what I was born to do. I was born to make people feel good when everything around them seemed just awful.
What to Do During AlgebraO what to do during Algebra! The possibilities are limitless:There's drawing, and yawning,and portable chessThere's dozing, and dreaming,and feeling confused.There's humming,...
Good bye AEHS. You suck. I hate you. And yet... Somehow I'll miss you too.
If you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, but if you teach him to fish, he'll eat all the fish you might have caught for yourself.--Advice of Paul Slater, the evil mediator, to Suze
Oh my God. Oh my God, J.P. is in love with me. And we blew up the school.
And I'm sure than in Poland, or somewhere, it is considered cool to drive a Porsche and wear necklaces and black silk, but at least back in Brooklyn if you did those things you were either a drug deal...
I stood on Susan Boone's front porch, feeling lame. But then, since I've pretty much felt lame my entire life, this was no big surprise. On the other hand, usually I felt lame for no particular reason...
I did, Henric said, with a triumphant look.Oh, Meena said, opening the book to the page 74, the one from her dream. You mean thisprince? She pointed at the illustration of Lucifer.Henric’s grin falter...
Because when you love something, you want to do it all the time, even if no one is paying you for it. At least that's how I felt about drawing.
You'll blow up a helicopter, but you won't go out with me? What is with you?
That's enough of that, Jesse said. Next thing I knew, he'd scooped me up.
Look, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking I said no because the whole thing would just be tooDirty Dancing , right? Summer fling at the resort, only with the roles reversed: you know, the poo...
But things were different now. I finally had my head -pun intended- on straight.
In a way, I was incrediibly proud of her (not that I had any intention of letting it show while I was beating the crap out of her).
So there I was, sitting on the plane in a black leather motorcycle jacket, seeing these palm trees through the window as we landed. And I thought, Great. Black leather and palm trees. Already I'm fitt...