Am I the only one who recalls that Seth Turner used to think trees give off cold air because when you stand in the shade it's cooler than in the sun?
Sleepy pulled the car to a stop in front of this paved entranceway, which was flanked on either side by these enormous palm trees, kind of like the Polynesian Resort at Disney World. In fact, the whol...
You know. Life's short. If you don't try new things, you'll never know what you're best at. And you can only make time for new things by quitting the things you know don't work for you.
I won’t tell you how I managed to break in, since I don’t want the authorities figuring out, but let’s just say that if you’re going to make a gate, make sure it reaches all the way to the ground.
All those guys on the wrestling team, though - they scare me. And they're so homophobic... well, you can't help wondering about their sexual orientation, I mean they all think I'm gay, but you wouldn'...
What to Do During AlgebraO what to do during Algebra! The possibilities are limitless:There's drawing, and yawning,and portable chessThere's dozing, and dreaming,and feeling confused.There's humming,...
If you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, but if you teach him to fish, he'll eat all the fish you might have caught for yourself.--Advice of Paul Slater, the evil mediator, to Suze
Good bye AEHS. You suck. I hate you. And yet... Somehow I'll miss you too.
The fact that he was willing to sacrifice his own face in order to keep mine from getting bashed in
Oh my God. Oh my God, J.P. is in love with me. And we blew up the school.
I stood on Susan Boone's front porch, feeling lame. But then, since I've pretty much felt lame my entire life, this was no big surprise. On the other hand, usually I felt lame for no particular reason...
I did, Henric said, with a triumphant look.Oh, Meena said, opening the book to the page 74, the one from her dream. You mean thisprince? She pointed at the illustration of Lucifer.Henric’s grin falter...
Look, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking I said no because the whole thing would just be tooDirty Dancing , right? Summer fling at the resort, only with the roles reversed: you know, the poo...
I like 'em big. And stupid. Don't tell my husband.
You'll blow up a helicopter, but you won't go out with me? What is with you?
I thought you'd like it, he said, seeming hurt. You look very pretty.
Did you see him? I know the photo was grainy, but he looks like one of those death metal goth heads, or whatever they’re called. All dressed in black with long hairI took umbrage at my mother describi...
But things were different now. I finally had my head -pun intended- on straight.
And I'm sure than in Poland, or somewhere, it is considered cool to drive a Porsche and wear necklaces and black silk, but at least back in Brooklyn if you did those things you were either a drug deal...
That's enough of that, Jesse said. Next thing I knew, he'd scooped me up.