Matthew Woodring Stover Quote

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.

A house is never small or empty, when filled with love.

Let's go invent tomorrow instead of worrying about what happened yesterday.

Oh honey, someday a real man is going to make you see stars and you won't even be looking at the sky." Excerpt from Grace Willow's Last Minute Bride

There's more to a person than flesh. Judge others by the sum of their soul and you'll see that beauty is a force of light that radiates from the inside out.

One can talk good and shower down roses, but it's the receiver that has to walk through the thorns, and all its false expectations.

I don't have a lot of patience for stories in which women are rescued by men.

A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.

Bad weather never stopped anyone from reaping a good harvest.