Have you lost your teeny tiny mind, you too-tall, too-skinny, too-crazy jerk?Oh, look who’s talking, Miss Let’s Blunder Around the Time Stream and Hang the Consequences! Thanks to you, we’ve got a dea...
Given his family history, it was absurd how all his prison knowledge came from Sons of Anarchy reruns. Ooh, that Gemma! What a wonderful bitch. The
Don't look at his groin. Don't look at his groin. Don't mention that he doesn't have a vagina, so 'we' is bullshit. This is not the time to mention your pet peeve about expectant fathers talking how '...
I once came back from a book tour where sleek black cars driven by nice men in black suits waited for me at every hotel, took me to every signing, brought me back, opened car doors for me. They were g...
I'm in a Roadrunner cartoon, Sinclair. And I'm the coyote.
I know it's practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn't possibly weep harder than I did.
Delk shifted in his chair, the arrow point never wavering. What do you want?Oh, the usual.World peace, a pair of Christian Louboton heels, a perfect wedding.
Worse, she never hesitated to play the depression card to
Why is it suddenly uncool to spell? That's all I want to know.
I used to be a model and a medical test subject, though never at the same time. And since we didn't have much money when I was a kid, I know how to fish and hunt for my supper. And I used to win award...
Leave it to a vampire to think a healthy guy in his late thirties or early forties was on his deathbed.
I just assumed you were straight.Because you are. - I always assume everyone is gay.
Hell couldn't be worse than a WalMart after midnight, right?
He turned to her and pressed a kiss to the corner of her mouth. When he spoke his deep voice vibrated all through her. 'I. Remember. Everything.
Yeah, well, it's been a super fun week. And by 'super fun' I mean 'horrible and endless'.
What it comes down to is this, Betsy: you do what you need to, and then you haul ass out of there. Every single time.
So you're a vampire?Yes. But don't be scared. I'm still a nice person.
I—I adore you, too. Well, I don't know if I adore you. That's not really the word I'd use. But I—I— I managed to wrench it out. God, this was hard! I love you.Of course you do, he said, totally unsurp...
I've been stabbed before. Barely a week ago, in fact. AND I've been audited, AND I come from a broken home. In short - no offense, shorty - you don't scare me.
I really did have my reasons. I don't blame you for being mmpphhh-phargle.She mmpphh-phargled because he tugged her into his embrace and buried his nose in her hair.