“ Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. Mark Twain
“ What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey. Mark Twain
“ The mind that becomes soiled in youth can never again be washed clean. I know this by my own experience, & to this day I cherish an unappeased bitterness against the unfaithful guardians of my young l… Mark Twain
“ If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. Mark Twain
“ O Lord our Father, our young patriots, idols of our hearts, go forth to battle -- be Thou near them! With them -- in spirit -- we also go forth from the sweet peace of our beloved firesides to smite t… Mark Twain
“ The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this. Mark Twain
