Words are only painted fire a look is the fire itself.
Adam was the only man who when he said a good thing knew that nobody had said it before him.
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.
I went to Maui to stay a week and remained five. I never spent so pleasant a month before, or bade any place goodbye so regretfully. I have not once thought of business, or care or human toil or troub...
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."]
I can live for two months on a good compliment.
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
Fewer things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.
There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
Truth is stranger than fiction...
In your country and mine we should have the privilege of making fun of this kind of morality, but it would be unkind to do it here.Many of these people have the reasoning faculty, but no one uses it i...
Honesty: The best of all the lost arts.
I have never taken any exercise, except sleeping and resting, and I never intend to take any.
Loyalty to the Nation all the time, loyalty to the Government when it deserves it.
The Creator made Italy with designs by Michelangelo.
Each man must for himself alone decide what is right and what is wrong which course is patriotic and which isn't. You cannot shirk this and be a man.