Margaret Cho Quote

Yeah, I get to fight in 'Eclipse.' My trainer is teaching me MMA right now. So. Cool.

At least I rescued your poor hot dog.

It is childish to eat primarily or only to please your tongue.

Most police cars are the equivalent of an electrical room on wheels and it does not surprise me that police officers that spend time in such a biologically toxic environment are displaying aggression.

How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.

The highway of grace will get you somewhere a whole lot faster then the freeway of spite.

How is it possible that suffering that is neither my own nor of my concern should immediately affect me as though it were my own, and with such force that is moves me to action?

I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girl...

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.

You know all that sympathy that you feel for an abused child who suffers without a good mom or dad to love and care for them? Well, they don't stay children forever. No one magically becomes an adult...