I urge you all today, especially today during these times of chaos and war, to love yourself without reservations and to love each other without restraint. Unless you're into leather.
I'm not a mom, but I think the word 'mother' is about wisdom.
My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.
Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate.
Comedy was the key to everything. I grew up fast and controlled my future by bringing it on faster than it naturally unfolded. I cheated myself out of a childhood but then got a running headstart into...
It's very hard for a woman in comedy. It's hard for women to be bold and not care what anyone, particularly men, think. Maybe that is why so many women comics are lesbians.
It is tragic that people who are incarcerated are unable to vote. They are probably the most important voices to listen to because they can tell us what we need to change.
Am I gay, am I straight? No, I'm just slutty. So, where's my parade? What about slut pride.
I can't drag myself away from 'Final Cut Pro.' It is a digital video editing system. I am obsessed with it, but I am always away from home, and I can't use it.
Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again.
Most conservatives also believe in the death penalty, but not abortion, which proves they like to procrastinate.
Miley Cyrus made some chinky eyesStanding behind an Asian guyI don’t know if this should flyAs if there wasn’t enough to despiseI wasn’t necessarily a fan ofHer, her dad, or Hannah MontanaI tend to pr...
If we have the opportunity to be generous with our hearts, ourselves, we have no idea of the depth and breadth of love's reach.
Some people are that - more than a parent, more than a role model, more than anything less than a religion.
She’s a ho in sheep’s clothing, and it’s about time she told the truth, the ho truth, and nothing but the truth.
What people need to understand is that pussy is the Front Door of Life
My very presence as an Asian American woman talking about race and sexuality is a political statement.
I want Jesus to come back and say 'THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT'" -
Why can't all different types of women be considered beautiful? Why can't we can't we all be considered possible love interests?
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.